Friday, February 6, 2009
My family is big on catch phrases and "little ditty's" as I call them. Here are a few of my favorites:

1. Wish in one hand and crap in the other- let me know which one fills up first

2. Use that lump 3 feet above your ass for something other than a hat rack

3. Ain't nobody any better than me, but I'm damn sure no better than anyone else

4. Everybody takes a dump the same way

5. You just keep putting on foot in front of the other


Numbers 1, 2, and 5 are all from my father. He has a knack for telling it like it is

Number 3 is CancerGramps, that’s exactly how he lived his life too

Number 4 is my other grandpa, he’s famous for “the flag” where he would waive his hand, kind of like if you were swimming , and say “ah shit” when someone would say something he disagreed with. He’d do this while sitting in his chair, leaning to one side, sucking to get in air, with oxygen going to his nose. Dismissed literally out of hand, our family generally has very little problem telling you how we feel.

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