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Friday, January 23, 2009
Have you ever dreamed of what you would do with 100 million dollars? Buy an island, cure disease, help family..... etc. I am fairly certain i would be willing to spend A LOT of money to make a certain person's daily routine hellish just for a month.
I would require my lawyer (since I have 100 million i am assuming a lawyer comes with it) to deliver no less than 3 letters by courier daily, to the office of the person currently annoying the hell out of me. I would also instruct my lawyer to be certain this person would have to hire a lawyer to answer EVERY single letter.
You may be wondering why I would go that far and what the guys is doing. My company is a subcontractor for this person's company and he is currently annoying the shit out me. One of these people who feels the needs to illustrate that they believe their brain is bigger than mine, actually the jackass wants to prove he is better in every way. He feels he has to prove he can twist the language of the contract to his means..... blah blah blah, he's a bully and was probably that kid in high school who got picked on and never got over it so chooses to be an ass whenever he has power.
It's a pissing contest or as i like to call them - who has the biggest wanker contest. he sends unwarranted letters, accusing me of lying and being an imbecile. The real kicker is I KNOW i am right, I have spoken with a lawyer who says basically, "yeah you would win but it will take many thousands of dollars to do so, does that pencil out for you?" No, it doesn't. I can't spend say 5,000 to get back the 2,500 i never should have had to lay out to begin with. Which is why this guys ANNOYS the hell out me.
The really really real kicker is - I DON'T CARE. I feel like calling him and saying "yes your wanker is HUGE, HUGE. Congrats. No really it's the BIGGEST wanker I have ever seen. Perhaps that's why you are such an ass, having to carry around that HUGE wanker all day every day has to be tiring." because i really don't care about his need to feel big and powerful.
I really could care less about the power contest..... ALL I WANT TO DO is the complete the project and be done with the moron. Yet this dumbass writes stupid letters full of crap for no other reason than he knows it will costs me more money to fight him than to just complete the work. Which takes me back to why i would to send him letters, upon letters, upon letters that he would have to spend money to respond to. And if I had a 100 million, I would be just petty enough to do it. Which is probably not a good thing for my karma, but it really would make me feel good to aggravate this SOB.
I would require my lawyer (since I have 100 million i am assuming a lawyer comes with it) to deliver no less than 3 letters by courier daily, to the office of the person currently annoying the hell out of me. I would also instruct my lawyer to be certain this person would have to hire a lawyer to answer EVERY single letter.
You may be wondering why I would go that far and what the guys is doing. My company is a subcontractor for this person's company and he is currently annoying the shit out me. One of these people who feels the needs to illustrate that they believe their brain is bigger than mine, actually the jackass wants to prove he is better in every way. He feels he has to prove he can twist the language of the contract to his means..... blah blah blah, he's a bully and was probably that kid in high school who got picked on and never got over it so chooses to be an ass whenever he has power.
It's a pissing contest or as i like to call them - who has the biggest wanker contest. he sends unwarranted letters, accusing me of lying and being an imbecile. The real kicker is I KNOW i am right, I have spoken with a lawyer who says basically, "yeah you would win but it will take many thousands of dollars to do so, does that pencil out for you?" No, it doesn't. I can't spend say 5,000 to get back the 2,500 i never should have had to lay out to begin with. Which is why this guys ANNOYS the hell out me.
The really really real kicker is - I DON'T CARE. I feel like calling him and saying "yes your wanker is HUGE, HUGE. Congrats. No really it's the BIGGEST wanker I have ever seen. Perhaps that's why you are such an ass, having to carry around that HUGE wanker all day every day has to be tiring." because i really don't care about his need to feel big and powerful.
I really could care less about the power contest..... ALL I WANT TO DO is the complete the project and be done with the moron. Yet this dumbass writes stupid letters full of crap for no other reason than he knows it will costs me more money to fight him than to just complete the work. Which takes me back to why i would to send him letters, upon letters, upon letters that he would have to spend money to respond to. And if I had a 100 million, I would be just petty enough to do it. Which is probably not a good thing for my karma, but it really would make me feel good to aggravate this SOB.
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