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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
How women get pee on the seat?
How the HELL does this happen.
Now, I myself am a woman, and save for one very, very drunken evening at the eldo, after a boxing match in college, I have NEVER peed on a toilet seat, EVER.
I have been peeing on my own for quite some time now and have never seemed to encounter a reason where a dribble of pee hits the seat. How does it happen? Someone please explain the physics of getting pee on seat when you are woman? You sit down, I am assuming your girl goods are below the seat, it seems rather odd to me that if your girl goods are below the seat line that pee would jump up at you.
Perhaps this is from people are hover and don't actually sit. However, even in this case wouldn't it be a lot of pee and not just a lone straggler? And if you are a hoverer, why are you contributing to the nastiness of a public bathroom by leaving your very own pee on the seat. BTW I don't get hovering, and I myself don't frequent bathrooms that are of the nasty variety. The pee seats I'm talking about occur at respectable joints.
Lastly, if for some strange and awful reason this did occur to me, I would most certainly have the decency to WIPE IT OFF, not wait for the next mystery shopper to take a seat and realize, all too late they have been PEED.
And while i'm on pee......................
What's with the pee prego stick right up by people's faces?
People.... Really.... it's a stick with pee on it!!! I have seen countless pics of women and their baby daddy posed with the prego pee stick.
I don't get it. I mean I get the wonderful announcement of a prego - ness state, but... Really?
It's a pee stick and you are shoving it right next either, your face or your baby daddy's face.
I don't know about you but I don't want my own pee that close to me. It's the reason I have a toilet in my home, so I don't have to deal with handling my own waste material.
How the HELL does this happen.
Now, I myself am a woman, and save for one very, very drunken evening at the eldo, after a boxing match in college, I have NEVER peed on a toilet seat, EVER.
I have been peeing on my own for quite some time now and have never seemed to encounter a reason where a dribble of pee hits the seat. How does it happen? Someone please explain the physics of getting pee on seat when you are woman? You sit down, I am assuming your girl goods are below the seat, it seems rather odd to me that if your girl goods are below the seat line that pee would jump up at you.
Perhaps this is from people are hover and don't actually sit. However, even in this case wouldn't it be a lot of pee and not just a lone straggler? And if you are a hoverer, why are you contributing to the nastiness of a public bathroom by leaving your very own pee on the seat. BTW I don't get hovering, and I myself don't frequent bathrooms that are of the nasty variety. The pee seats I'm talking about occur at respectable joints.
Lastly, if for some strange and awful reason this did occur to me, I would most certainly have the decency to WIPE IT OFF, not wait for the next mystery shopper to take a seat and realize, all too late they have been PEED.
And while i'm on pee......................
What's with the pee prego stick right up by people's faces?
People.... Really.... it's a stick with pee on it!!! I have seen countless pics of women and their baby daddy posed with the prego pee stick.
I don't get it. I mean I get the wonderful announcement of a prego - ness state, but... Really?
It's a pee stick and you are shoving it right next either, your face or your baby daddy's face.
I don't know about you but I don't want my own pee that close to me. It's the reason I have a toilet in my home, so I don't have to deal with handling my own waste material.
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